The line for departure passes through around 30 lives. With each life, you advance one step. Somewhere at every step, you are given one announcement regarding your status with respect to departure.
You are provided with a modicum of company for each life. Apart from this, you have to find your own entertainment. Food and drinks are to be scrounged for and do not come as part of the package.
While the company regrets not being able to keep you constantly updated and the fact that not every passenger reaches departure, we feel that this is in keeping with our general customer relations policy and has, over, over the years, led to a high level of customer satisfaction. Any inconvenience is regretted.