I admit I was sceptical when my daughter suggested I sell poison. What can I say, it’s a hit. Helps that I dress it up in confectionery. I work locally from an online catalogue. And of course, I use a different poison every time.
Originally, I was going to set up a bakery and sell poisoned muffins to unsuspecting customers. But my daughter, she’s the one who thinks in the long term. She made me realise that it would be very easy to get caught if I went ahead with that.
This one’s a more … word-of-mouth business. You have to really know where to find me. But it’s nice. I get to do what I always dreamed of, and the customers are all happy rather than, you know, dead.